I think it’s very ugly.

It takes 9 products, 4 brushes and 6 minutes to do my everyday “no makeup” face:

If Kate Middleton is trash, there is utterly no hope

Banks’

Like Cheryl Tiegs even knows how many inches around Ashley Graham’s waist measures.

Guess I’ll throw out all these groceries and try again.

“Formation” saved me from a bad date this weekend. I went to a party with a guy I just met. I asked him what kind of music he likes and he told me he listens exclusively to top-40 music, which is a disappointing answer. Grasping around to keep the conversation going, I asked him if he had seen the new Beyonce video…

I don’t have much luck counting calories when trying to reduce weight. What has worked best for me when I want to drop weight is, like the article suggests, a whole-foods based diet rich in protein and plants and whole, minimally-processed grains. When I eat like that, it’s easier to trust my body’s hunger and satiety…

It’s not all that.

I hate it when strangers on the Internet give me diet advice. My smoothies are fine.

Oh, wow. I’m special. I thought it said Tori Amos. Whew. Tori Spelling feels much better to me.

I’m just going through the comments starring everything related to Waiting for Guffman. Because it’s the best. And people that disagree are bastard people.

Wow. What a gorgeous song. I’m in some kind of mood today and this fits perfectly.

Kurt Russell deserved a nomination for his awesome performance as John Rush in H8ful Eight (even though he’s white).

You know, I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy it, but I’m also relieved to know I wasn’t alone in disliking it.

A+

Yeah, Spotlight was great! My husband picked it on one of our movie nights and I was prepared to be super-bored, based on the description. But it actually is riveting!

I’m stoked to see Fury Road got so many well-deserved noms I hope that movie cleans up!

Oh man, opposite here. I went into the Revenant expecting to love it and I really disliked it. I just don’t want to spend that much time watching a close-up of Leo wheezing and breathing and wincing. And both of the female characters were sooooo flat.

Lauren is the mode, not the median.