Watermelon, sheep feta, walnuts, mint, honey-lime vinaigrette and arugula.

I pack my stepsons kick-ass lunches but I’m unemployed and we don’t have them full-time so it’s all very novel and exciting.

They’d have to change it to “you goat mouth jammie rocker.”

i wanted it to be a kidz bop cover of king kunta so bad

whatttt iz thissss

He would do fine but the kids would be filthy all the time and they would mostly eat spaghetti. But other than that, he would handle everything like a pro.

Is he pretty, at least?

There’s a cool Rasputina song about this very thing:

Yay we spent about $1000 on our wedding and it was just the best day ever.

I want to try

I hate advice from strangers about how to live my best life.

That’s my guess, too. Bennett’s gonna get that baby.

Someone must do her hair though, right? I want to hear from that person.

Hater.

I built my entire summer wardrobe around a pair of lightweight slouchy linen sweatpants and a solid black sundress. I’ve never felt better about my closet ever.

I’m sure your child’s legs take up more than two inches of space. Toddler feet and legs are little whirlwinds of doom just as capable of kicking and thrashing at the person behind you trying to use the precious legspace they paid for as the people in front of her or beside her if you buy her a seat. You can’t really…

I’m all about this trend i can wear super legit comfortable sandals (I have a pair of Birkenstocks and a pair of eccos in heavy rotation) with a dress or jeans and it looks somewhat fashionable, thanks to fashion’s fickle flying finger of fate.

This pic looks like a Sims 4 screenshot it’s creepy AF

In 2003 A big group of us went to Iron Maiden, Dio and Motorhead at Fiddler’s Green in Denver. This was kind of a big deal concert for us, not because we were fervent fans, but because we liked all the bands and it was a big ampitheater show. We were used to ratty-ass punk and metal shows at small venues or someone’s…

She looks like Olivia Munn.