I would totally wear slouchy lace overalls to my wedding. I’m a lazy person that enjoys non-binding clothing, so this would set the stage for a lifetime of leisurewear. But also fancy. Because it’s my wedding.

NPH’s foodie daughter Harper is judging you so hard right now, Kat Dennings.

Years ago I was standing in line at KFC behind a woman who ordered a bucket of fried chicken, along with sides and some other stuff. The cashier asked her if it would be for here or to go and the customer got kind of indignant and asked, “Do I look like I’m gonna eat all that by myself?” The guy very indifferently…

I don’t know if you are crazy, but peanut butter and potato chip sammies are REALLY good. I would eat one every day while I watched the Ricki Lake show.

Mine was peanut butter and potato chip sandwiches.

FMK Padma Christian Andy?

so brave

I thought kim k had blonde hair

He thought his dad was inside a plate? Good thing he’s pretty.

the funny

And art installations!

Exactly. People are straight up wearing costumes at this point.

Yay. These are the first Coachella pics I've seen that didn't annoy me.

I would love to see some Coachella pics of people wearing interesting outfits with elements that haven't been absolutely played to death. I haven't seen any yet.

I live in freakin Kansas City and these high-waisted cameltoe shorts are played out HERE. Isn't Coachella supposed to be trendy?

I think it's time Coachella fashion moves in a different, less irritating direction.

All bar soap contain fats.

Look at Ariana and her too high, too sleek ponytail. Back comb that beautiful disaster, lady. (just kidding your hair is gorgeous).

I do not like it.

And now I'm listening to Haim.