This is the only information on the whole page which is actually useful for new players. Zach’s entire article could be summed up as “go do shit and have fun, don’t spend money, don’t grind money” okay thanks Zach.

Yeah, actual tips: Do daily objectives, join a CEO or Biker’s entourage and knock out lots of stuff with…

A wild fedora-guy appears!

Is this post satire?

Leaked Image Gives A First Look At Destiny 2, Out This September

I can understand the earlier rounds, but they’re seriously only broadcasting the final game on a pay channel that nobody has? Really?

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

I’m more of a Astroglide gent myself.

I truly needed that calm Brit to politely guide me through the proceedings. Let’s all be thankful El Niño is stable, and that Ray Hudson wasn’t doing the color commentary (“...a tragisteeeeerial collision!”).

Obvious troll is obvious.

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.

I’m no MMA fan, but I love this asshole, too. He’s just living that “I am a Golden God” lifestyle!

All right, the newest version of Cabella’s People Hunter is out!

Come summer, cut one in half, de-pit, rub w/ a little oil,sprinkle w/ a little salt...

Don’t care, would gnosh.

Yeah, I loved the episodic format, I think it worked really well.

I’d argue the exact opposite. The “episodic” structure has kept me far more interested in the game as a whole. If I had just waited and bought it all out, I’d probably do the story missions once then never touch it again. Having the time between episodes allowed me to really explore the individual stages and play…

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Brian and I are lifelong gamblers

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.