Because White Hart Lane is 118 years old.

Good evening to you too. 😀

So you’re saying they were able to...

Yeah I hate it when people use an effective combination of skill and characters to win. It’s like they think the entire point is to win or something.

Sack him with a Coconut from a higher floor.

I really really need Zenyetta’s winter skin. It’s flawless.

I think Sombra’s peppermint skin is really pretty.

I have an ex that I would be ok with being killed in a tragic accident and anything that makes her happy makes me unhappy. She is a huge Cubs fan who grew up in Wrigleyville four blocks from the stadium.

Get that puke out! You’ll feel better! It’ll make you less of a downer.

Great game so far, from a neutral point of view. Cheers to whoever takes over the trophy from my Royals this year. Cheers to 2017.

Thanks, I just had it waxed.

I’m a little rusty on my Genesis, but on what day did god decide the female/male soccer question?

Title Nein

Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

Since when does Deadspin hate fantasy football? I thought Barry’s bit about sending in a picture of your fantasy team was funny enough, but if this is going to be a season-long thing then it’s going to get old real fast. Don’t always have to be the contrarian in the (media) room.

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

This made me collapse laughing.

Shadow of the Colossus.