Don’t tell me how to live my life

Ok, sure thing, new internet friend

I gotta say, I really do love that people are taking you seriously. Well done +1

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

Didn’t vote, too busy ejaculating.

I ejaculate a whole lot

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

Zolo is a paramilitary war lord from Columbia.

Zolo is a paramilitary war lord from Columbia.

Well, it helps that the waiting list for Bears season tickets is usually however long it takes for the person in the ticket office to stop laughing.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

>The story mode will be broken up into six chapters, each with their own objectives, and will follow Hunter on a global scale, from Brazil to the States.

“Could I get 5 three-minute sessions instead?” You really need some representation brah

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

I mean, the owners are right. It’s mostly the lawyers that handle the difficult part of negotiations, and the owners have a lot of input too. The commissioner is mostly there to build consensus and manage competing interests. Fun fact: Goodell is terrible at that.

Funny... I’m pretty sure I’ve been playing “Competitive Mode” on PS4 for months... Didn’t realize it was really called “Casual Forevs.”

Funny... I’m pretty sure I’ve been playing “Competitive Mode” on PS4 for months... Didn’t realize it was really…

It’s amazing that anyone’s there at all, seeing as how it’s in the middle of a fucking desert.

Hockey only seats 20k and not many people are flying from other cities to see Wednesday night hockey game in Vegas. But I think 1/2 is an underestimate for football — Sunday games with major city opponents will be 75% fans of that team who structured their Vegas weekend around the game.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”