Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

Since when does Deadspin hate fantasy football? I thought Barry’s bit about sending in a picture of your fantasy team was funny enough, but if this is going to be a season-long thing then it’s going to get old real fast. Don’t always have to be the contrarian in the (media) room.

A really fast fire leading to a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

I can’t think of an insurance company that would risk underwriting something that involves putting a payload on top of a giant bomb and hoping the explosion only goes away from it.

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

This made me collapse laughing.

Shadow of the Colossus.

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I... I am a wet blanket, I know. But I don’t want to see that sabacc game. Or any of it.
Because there’s no way it’ll be half as good as all the possibilities I’ve imagined for decades now. I’m curious about all that stuff, too, but I know that it won’t be as good as not knowing.

But then they have to cast a younger ship.

I already addressed this below in the following manner:

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

We’ll update this post if Taillon’s status changes at all.

“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

And it’s funny because most other services had basic party systems that didn’t involve actual friend request early on. And at the very least tended to keep teams together as long as people didn’t leave the queue. It’s such an obvious thing that I was quite surprised when OW didn’t have it. And in a game where teamwork…

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.