Phew! That was close. Good job not making a joke.

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

I was immediately taken to the ER and then transferred to Bascom Palmer Eye Institute, the #1 eye hospital in the world.

Nope, that’s what I was going for... My two favorites.

Whenever I see your name it makes me think that Joe’s KC and Jack Stack have combined. If you aren’t from the area I apologize because that will make no sense.

Because cleanliness.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

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HYPE INTENSIFIES

Good to hear that there is substance to the reddit leak. It wasn’t just a coincidinklebot that today is the 1 Year Anniversary to House of Wolves.

I’m still rocking the vendor Nirwen’s from the first Y2 IB.

Yes we are :) I also used a perfect roll Lyudmila with Counterbalance/Headseeker/Fitted Stock and that Suros the weapon vendor sold first week with all stability mods. Nirwen’s and Lyudmila were definitely my go-to though.

Things I hate in order (low numbers= more hatred)

Because it’s fun as hell.

Snarky commenters have been asking this question since September of 2014, and the answer is always yes.

It’s not the Olympics until a wire item from the AP details how many free condoms will be distributed to the Olympic Village.

To completely miss the point of your comment, Serie A > Ligue 1

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Gandhi better get his shit together this time. The wolf in sheep’s clothing gimmick won’t work on me anymore. Dick.

At least we know that he’s not gay like Michael Sam; that would have been a distraction.

McGregor fake retiring has gotten the fight more publicity than an infinite number of press conferences. He is better at his job than Dana White is. Let the man work.