Good riddance? He’s the best thing to happen to MMA in ages you clown, love him or hate him his entertainment value is off the charts

This seems to be the least likely of all the possible scenarios.

Would crowdfund.

“Hello, Rick Reilly? Yes, Deadspin here- look, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but we have an assignment for you.”

Do you want to question Zizzou on what he has or has not done? I do not want to be that man.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Insulting me will still not make this Deadspin.

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

“This is not what the Atlanta Falcons are about and it is not how we are going to conduct ourselves.”

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

He said he was initially shaken by the incident and in a bit of shock, but since he wasn’t injured, he decided not to let it ruin his powder day.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

It’s not a pyramid scheme! It is a multi-level marketing operation!

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

I was about to say the same. Expect Destiny and CoD MLG 2016 2 million dollar mega tourney sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew

The Warhammer sounds super cool! I’d love to see that realized in a future movie.