NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Dallas Mavericks and former Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut’s political beliefs are exactly what you would expect them to be.

To be fair, in Australia SJW means Small Jumping Wallabies. They have a real infestation of them over there and he’s sick of them.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

Doing the best I can, all while eating dry white toast and drinking room temperature tap water.

Whatever. Chris Berman once beat Andy Reid in a farting contest. Mostly because Andy mismanaged the clock but still. Win’s a win.

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

That is exactly the same dialog my mother used when I was driving her car to Longhorns for dinner a couple nights ago.

I’m sure Kennesaw will review the scoring discrepancy and ban him for life

When they fill the infield with water?

Static electricity. They zapped each other when their noses touched and are reeling from the sudden jolt.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids and that fancy dog of theirs...

Today, my camp issued the following statement: