My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

He got all huffy.

Its them Chem-trails. The gubmint is pois’nin us.

Brandon Chicken is really getting around these days!

She looks a little heavier than 26 pounds, but at least she’s holding your cat.

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

Geoffroy’s spider monkey is a killing machine. Classic Geoffroy.

Apparently Meerkats also know when someone doesn’t know how to keep their big mouth shut.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

I can finally relate to Tiger. The same thing happened to me at prom last year. My daughter was so embarrassed.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

What a good boy, shitting outside.

Bulk of the series, dude...