I just want to know why he didn’t go for plaid pants, too.

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

I wonder if he can handle the truth about his mullet.

If nothing else, I’ve gotta star this post for the picture. Damn if the man can’t (try and) rock the Bosworth mulletspike

Hahaha!!!

“Don’t look at me!”

I needed to get parts for the house and then it hit me

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I had a ballsy sit last night. Honestly, it hurt really bad. I couldn’t breathe for a few minutes. I can’t imagine why you’d love them, but to each his own, I guess.

His dad’s name is Rouglas

How does a fancy dog even get ahold of a phone, let alone call into a radio station?

I live in Massachusetts. We honk if you don’t start rolling when we know the light is turning green.

This rand is your rand, this rand is ourand...

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Now, I’m not discounting your expertise in the field...but your user name makes me suspect that you don’t really know when to run away from something...

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

I did. I thought that.