This is truly terrible. I expect Cam to receive some kind of suspension for his foul language. My children would like to enjoy watching a man get lobotomized without covering their ears.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

3 units a day for men is the recommended max, 2 for women. That’s in Europe anyway. In puritan America, dunno, none? But all the guns you can eat?

Only the ones whose names are literally the sound of a collar popping.

I say, cracking good show, Dansby! Huzzah and ballyhoo!

Rob can rest easy. If treachery is a foot Rex always springs into action.

“No cheating!”

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Did we ever find out the nine guys the Indianapolis Colts were honoring?

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

[scribble notes furiously]

I don't know how I know this, but that man definitely takes phone calls when taking a dump at work.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.