No worries, he’s got a back up plan.

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

someone on the inside who went rouge

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

When you used to be able to get a bottle of Pappy 15 for around $70 I felt it was fair. I haven’t seen a bottle in the wild in almost a decade, and knowing the market, I think it’s well overpriced. What sucks is that folk caught on to the fact that WL Weller is off brand Pappy and the price on that went from $13 a…

You're not alone. Let me tell you about a place called St. Louis...

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I’m just worried that Greg Oden is training her in how to look middle-aged as a teenager.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

The Knicks are a super-team. All the guys have taken second jobs in property management.

They learned from the best. That’s why his kids are elite!

“No whey!”

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

Did the Corvette still have Florida plates on it?

[only travels 60 feet]