I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.
Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.
Don’t worry, pardner. Somewhere, out there, there’s a guy takin’ it easy for all of us. Keepin’ that dream alive. A hero. A dude.
Thought your name was “ChorizoRuns” for a minute
Drew Magary - [sees shorts]
I heard a rumor that Tim’s out-of-work brother was going to move into the extra room in his pants.
Yeah, I got laid playing this game over the weekend. She is from Canada, so you wouldn’t know her.
Dear Gizmodo,
As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.
It’s all the more impressive when you consider the mental bandwidth it takes to mash four home runs while talking on a bluetooth headset.
If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.
“I’ll bet you 10 large that guy is not the real Jordan.”
You’d love my proctologist. Great guy. Dr. Adolf Shitler.
He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.
Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]
They’re holding off until a team owned by a black guy tries to get funding for a stadium.
“Any love for the Leave campaign?”
That wasn’t Cpt. America...that was Walker Texas Ranger. I’m surprised he didn’t do a spinning heel kick when he squared off with the dude.
The freshly assembled U.S. Olympic basketball team hung out with some kids today, much to the delight of these youngsters: