Big deal. When I was five years old I literally jumped over the rim, shit through it mid jump, and landed on a waiting donkey. The skid marks on his back lent him the nickname of "zebra" for the rest of his life.

Who Gat

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

“Like the semi-sash look, work on it.”

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

Or when he was re-heating that can of pork n’ beans on the engine of his ‘95 Chevy Cavalier, and forgot to put on his gloves when he grabbed the can.

And then he celebrated his burn the only way he knew how. By texting his wife to see if she saw the tweet 9 times in 2 minutes, throwing a simulated 20 inning game against a convenience store wall, and pounding a gallon of whole milk. It was a good day.

Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

Whatever country’s flag he’s wearing, I hope we kicked the shit out of it in some unjustifiable war and forced democracy onto its people.

If taking 13 shots while reliving past highlights is fodder for a blog post, then boy does Vin Baker have a pitch for you.

well, it’s not

yeah it’s just a bunch of fake moves, and then the Stunner, which is real. i don’t get it either

this is fucking dumb dude. everyone knows that only the Stunner is real

You tryin to get me busted for providing a minor with alcohol?!?

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.

Wonder what Bubby Brister is up to....

I was behind an old Chrysler LeBaron on the way to work this morning. White, with the rag top. What I mean is, NICE. Anyway, it made me wonder: is LeBron named after the LeBaron? Because he should be.

“Licence and registration, please”