Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge
A good dog.
Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.
It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls
The only way a baby learns is if you read to it. You’ve heard the old saying: “Give a man a baby, he’ll read for days—teach a man to read, the library still closes at 10 p.m. and he’s not allowed to sleep there, sorry, but those are the rules.”
Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.
Looks like we found Vodka Samm... and she’s off the wagon
Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.
*to his teenage son*
This is really a great visual device for showing something people don’t think about often enough. If you live in an area that gets winter weather, your best bet is always to race against an automotive journalist on a tricycle, because he’ll be out of breath after two laps.
There’s something intoxicating about sitting down on an unusually warm November night with a good book, your friends from church, and a pitcher of grape kool-aid.
My mom forwarded me this facebook-meme-math-catasrophe. I called the police and now she is safely behind bars for the rest of her rotten life.
I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.
Literacy, your next.
{every year that Alabama has been a state}
That Perry Ellis kid really has style. It seems like the Kansas system really suits him. He might jump to the NBA early, as that seems to be the fashion these days, but I think he’ll be a good fit there as well.
Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.
Kind of strange that all three of them are unnamed - is that pretty common in Tennessee?
This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.