If they think you’ve been doing drugs, including pot, they will definitely test you when you go to the hospital to give birth.

OMG best popcorn gif ever.

Actually Clinton was talking about the importance of early childhood education a long time before the college thing came up. She’s really big on that, both historically (in that she’s done a lot for that in the past) and in her current policy proposals.

Women do more shopping than men. That doesn’t necessarily mean we enjoy it. It’s because it’s part of our traditional unpaid job of keeping the household together and taking care of everybody. I guarantee you there are millions of men in this country who enjoy shopping more than I do because I HATE SHOPPING.

MAAAGIC apparently.

I HATE SHOPPING. AND I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN SO DON’T GET ME STARTED.

“I bet I could could find 300 people in under an hour who would willing set their eyeballs on fire.”

They’re just pissed off to be reminded that women are human beings who can laugh at something besides a joke made by a man.

I know I have to see it at least once more and maybe twice and then I’ll be buying it on DVD for my daughters for Christmas. Maybe I’m the only person in the world who will do that but I doubt it.

“For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be me,” I thought. It was beautiful.”

They have always done this. And lipstick. Because those are essential characteristics of female mammals.

And misogyny that lets them get away with violence against women. Which happens in every culture and by members of every religion.

@”entre dos aguas”: Violence against women exists in every culture, every corner of the globe, every religion and where there is no religion. As a woman who has experienced rape and abuse and trafficking, in America, as a young child, by “good Christians,” I highly resent anyone making this be about their pet…

“Hate” and “honor” carry very different connotations.

Yep, because I know the most important thing I’m looking for in a President is the ability to be seen as “cool” by 20-somethings.

I know, right? I mean, how dare the first freaking woman president be ambitious? Like, shouldn’t the first woman to be elected president EVER be somebody demure, who doesn’t want to be noticed? Not to mention how hawkish she is. The first female Commander in Chief should be an avowed pacifist.

Older women dumb, but somehow also manipulative and evil. Plus our bodies are so ugly nobody should be forced to even see them. And our jeans—amirite?

It’s totally about that. You can’t even call it subtext because it’s not sub enough.

Except I do think we need to not destroy all that stuff, because people need to remember how it was—how comfortable people were with that kind of racism, so recently. History and context are important. But I feel like it should not be used for entertainment nowadays, just for education and discussion.

I think it’s a form of the same thing that, when taken to the extreme, makes rape a thrill for some guys. There are a lot of men who get off on making women uncomfortable with various kinds of forced sexual encounters, pulling out their dicks being one of them.