Read it again. And then tell me what is “conservative” about the government giving a check to furloughed people who work their jobs. Then turn in a three page report on the meaning satirical humor.

It shows you how incredibly out of touch they are that they haven’t seen this story that’s been out for well on two years now.

You are NOT conspiracy-theorizing

Also, I’m not usually a conspiracy nut, but check out the date:

The government should offer a no-interest loan program. And I don’t mean a handout. It should be just enough money for two weeks for each loan; and the government should make them work for it. Serious work, like 40 hours a week of work. As long as they show up to do the work, the government will re-up the loan.

“The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next…

I don’t care if they suffer. I want them to burn in the flames that they wished upon me and mine. 

+1 sentient pork rind and I need someone else to star you for mayonnaise vampire because that’s some fantastic naming.

“So the 30 days of pay that some people will be out, there’s no real reason why they shouldn’t be able to get a loan against it, and we’ve seen a number of ads of financial institutions doing that.”

It’s been stupid for decades, only the average person is jjjuusssttt now getting it.

These comments need to be in every Democratic contenders ad’s for 2020. Not that it will make a difference. There are people in this country who will gladly suffer as long as one brown person, uppity female or no good immigrant has less than them. There are many people who have no issue not blaming Trump for this and…

A rich asshole pushing predatory loans for desperate working people? What could go wrong? This class war is getting stupid.

Some folks aren’t even in line to get back pay so that loan world be just another thing keeping them from catching up when (if) they do go back to work. 

I mean, I kind of agree with that evil alternate universe Six Flags guy. Why are they going to food banks just from missing a couple of paychecks?

When he was all tearful talmbout “what are we supposed to tell our constituents?” when the ACA was upheld, I was thinking “Like you give a fuck.”

No. Make the United States a place where a woman doesn’t have to choose between shelter and supporting her child. If we had stronger social safety nets and more pro-family policies, women would be less likely to choose adoption.

he forgets that he answers to the US voting population.

Turtlehead has been hiding behind the media’s bothsides-ism BS for so long that he forgets that he answers to the US voting population.

With no intention of being “all lives matter” on this thread, but Afro-Latinas and Latinas in general have a similar experience of constantly feeling responsible for everybody else’s untoward behavior from a very early age as well. I saw it all around me growing up.

All the amens to Cottom. I’d also like to praise how good Between the Scenes clips are? I am so glad they are being posted, because Trevor and his [sometimes] guest have great conversations and make better points than his comedy writers script. He’s a great host who brings quite a bit of perspective, for a late night…