sounds like a complete nightmare. 

its no secret, kids are fatter and way more out of shape then kids generations ago. Does anyone really argue this isnt the case? Hell just look at the average class photo from the 70s versus today, you be hard pressed to find one or two fat kids in the 70s photo, today its half the class or more. So while Im not sure…

If there’s anything you’re particularly concerned about, make an appointment to discuss them with a healthcare provider.

dead world? you think humans make the world alive? Humans suck all the life from this world, remove most of them, and this world explodes back with all sorts of life.  All these zombies movies/games make the same mistake.

I agree, they are doing it all wrong. I watch the walking dead shows and I dont get it. For a subset of people it would be paradise, they would thrive, they would love it. 

Burr is funny, Seinfeld is funny, Carlin is funny, this game aint funny.

Terrible casting, when you cast two actors that dont have the appearance of the stars of the game at all ( Holland/Wahlberg are tiny men), talk about starting in a hole.

what the fuck is wrong with doing an honest days work as a drywaller or garbageman you asshole?

you have no idea how the rich get rich do you?

why, who the fuck would want that headache in their lives?

I dont get it, One giant pain in the ass boat that requires all sorts of strangers to be on it and around you all the time( many who secretly hate your guts) I really dont get it. Who is he trying to impress? cause he is failing. These guys dont know how to be rich at all.

but he can give it yacht builders?

its all about getting those bumps in stock prices, thats all the top brass care about ( since that is where most of their money/compensation comes from). They dont care about the long term health of the company ( these guys come and go so fast, they no longer care about anything beyond the next few quarters. They also…

Losing weight and keeping it off isnt that hard.

this is the US, we dont fix anything , we bury everything. So we will just dig giant holes and dump the batteries in there and let some one else worry about it. Western civ is on life support anyway, so I doubt a dystopian Mad Max world will be too concerned with some EPA violations.

umm, because spamming is cool? is it funny? is it smart? no, its stupid and misses the point of the comment, but I get the point of the article is to be some reddit bro push of some random shovelware. Nice to know Kotaku is no publishing such nonsense.

the game is simple and pedestrian, and is nothing like what the article describes. Hell this article couldnt be more of an ad if it tried.  Castlevania inspired.... what?

cracker, honky, white devil etc are so weak. No white person gets offended by those. You want to piss off a white person, call them white trash, now that pushes buttons

what?

they did this show much better in the 80s, its was called Golden Girls.