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Merkin Muffley
prezmerkinmuffley

All these carbon-filled batteries end up being built on the world’s dirtiest grid in China...

Too bad Tesla is seeing sales declines across the board, Elon.

And even “leader” Tesla is seeing sales declines.

And profit....

Its clear the mainstream doesn't want EVs. Too many "gotchas" to sell to the masses. 

EV sales declined in the US too.

Sierra!

Fortunately Schiff says the Mueller Report, when it comes out, will have all you need to take down the Orange Man.

Might  be time to switch strategy Nancy. 

Last I checked Palmdale is LA County.

Damn. Must be a lot of them. 

Well, definitely nominate the socialist. He's a lock. 

And 30% of the country’s welfare recipients...

Exactly. Why not just get a job working of the board of a Ukrainian oil company. Easy money, shorter hours. 

Thank you.

So he should easily be defeated in the fall right?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

So why will he get a second term?

Er no. 

You do realize he’s pretty likely to get a second term right?