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Merkin Muffley
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Yeah. This.

Or the anemic growth. It’s the only “growth” tech company shrinking in its key markets.

The way Google and GM do?

Your insurance company is already abusing this data.  It only gets worse from here.  Much. Worse. 

Feinstein was absolutely fine with the NSA following all our phone calls. She only got upset when she found out the NSA was logging HER phone calls.

He was a very rape-y talent?

38 MPH was the number in 1979 

Nixon had a higher percentage of staff positions filled by women than any president to this day.

For some of us, Carter left a stench on the party to this day. Some of their positions are equally detached from economic reality today....

Has PG turned up over there? I keep watching for him. 

Speaking of which. Ever notice that people will wait 45 minutes to save 10 cents a gallon on 12 gallons of gas?

Funny how much Elon's Supercharger lines remind me of the gas lines. 

#8 was the rapist.

Can we mourn #8 while recognizing that #24 was a sex criminal?

No. The five rings erase all alleged and/or committed felonies. That is the difference between him and, say, Antonio Brown.

Or they are tired of dealing with the assholes that run California.

Tesla only sold 300k cars in the US last year.

But US sales for Tesla declined.

I want the melon farming pets off my melon farming plane!

Congratulations.