I think "devils on horseback" is a back-formation from the well known hors de oeuvre "angels on horseback," which is bacon wrapped around an oyster. The figs are kinda black, so, black, the devil, whatever. Then there is rumaki, which is water chesnuts wrapped in bacon, but my favorite is scallops wrapped in bacon.

Aren't most drones legal nightmares, when you think about it?

I could probably do a state law class action under UDAP/consumer fraud rules, primarily based on failure to disclose to other players that certain players had an unfair advantage. I could make $10 million in legal fees, and the players would probably get a credit to play with equal to their pro-rata share of the total…

The trick to road trips is medication. Either for you are the kids. Tranquilizers, valium, Xanax, etc., are ideal. They will make the kids sleep, which is perfect. If you opt to take them yourself, they will make you not care, but they will also make you drowsy, so then you need some Ritalin or concerta for yourself…

Because he didn't have custody of his children.

Squeezable mustard, on the other hand, is normal, patriotic, and god-fearing, and is what belongs on a ham and cheese sandwich, not fucking mayo, that’s wrong to begin with.

Bougie fever, you got to bougie down!

They used to call books for the illiterate "coloring books."

Females in my presence never seem to have any problem with low libido, if you know what I mean, and I am sure you do. Cause, oh yeah, baby, I am the female Viagra. And I always make sure to play my Barry White albums for them.

Sports is sooooo gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Bunch of "fans" all hooting and hollering and getting all worked up over a bunch of muscular young men throwing something around or hitting it with a stick or something. Gay.

If their front legs do a "split," which can happen when they lower their head to drink, they become dislocated and they simply never stand up again, very sad.

If its got a stack, you must attack!

Nah, I fell short of the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, I forgot to weave in gay marriage.

Stiflering's mom was hot.

Ah ha! You caught her! All part of the vast liberal conspiracy to use global warming as an excuse to go to war on Christmas, steal your guns, and enslave you in a FEMA camp and make you work to pay for welfare and abortions for all the muslim blacks!

Please please please bring back the Nazi Shark, or Robert Evans, or make up a new one, I think its always fun to make fun of James Woods, or Deion Sanders, but please, most of all, Robert Evans!

Working in politics, when I did it, was great for a straight guy, there just wasn't much demand for the females. Hell, probably the only reason that poor Monica Lewinski went after Bill was because he was one of the few heterosexual males around.

The over-optimistic valuation system was deliberately put in by Christy Whitman to justify her under-funding, and yes, its the fault of every governor since.

You should have checked out the Statehouses, the capitols of those states. Pretty much any state legislature is as gay as the gayest gay bar.

The GOP ASSUMES the bonds will be defaulted on, that’s why they say it will be insolvent sooner. They define "insolvent" as the point at which it stops producing a surplus for them to steal.