I think "devils on horseback" is a back-formation from the well known hors de oeuvre "angels on horseback," which is bacon wrapped around an oyster. The figs are kinda black, so, black, the devil, whatever. Then there is rumaki, which is water chesnuts wrapped in bacon, but my favorite is scallops wrapped in bacon.

I could probably do a state law class action under UDAP/consumer fraud rules, primarily based on failure to disclose to other players that certain players had an unfair advantage. I could make $10 million in legal fees, and the players would probably get a credit to play with equal to their pro-rata share of the total…

The trick to road trips is medication. Either for you are the kids. Tranquilizers, valium, Xanax, etc., are ideal. They will make the kids sleep, which is perfect. If you opt to take them yourself, they will make you not care, but they will also make you drowsy, so then you need some Ritalin or concerta for yourself…

Because he didn't have custody of his children.

Squeezable mustard, on the other hand, is normal, patriotic, and god-fearing, and is what belongs on a ham and cheese sandwich, not fucking mayo, that’s wrong to begin with.

Bougie fever, you got to bougie down!

They used to call books for the illiterate "coloring books."

Females in my presence never seem to have any problem with low libido, if you know what I mean, and I am sure you do. Cause, oh yeah, baby, I am the female Viagra. And I always make sure to play my Barry White albums for them.

Sports is sooooo gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Bunch of "fans" all hooting and hollering and getting all worked up over a bunch of muscular young men throwing something around or hitting it with a stick or something. Gay.

If its got a stack, you must attack!

Stiflering's mom was hot.

Please please please bring back the Nazi Shark, or Robert Evans, or make up a new one, I think its always fun to make fun of James Woods, or Deion Sanders, but please, most of all, Robert Evans!

The over-optimistic valuation system was deliberately put in by Christy Whitman to justify her under-funding, and yes, its the fault of every governor since.

The GOP ASSUMES the bonds will be defaulted on, that’s why they say it will be insolvent sooner. They define "insolvent" as the point at which it stops producing a surplus for them to steal.

In the specific case of New Jersey, sir, the pensions are underfunded because a succession of Governors have simply NOT made the required contributions, in order to balance the State budget. Nothing to do with rosy projections or faulty formulae.

That's true, assuming the person or entity you loan the money to (a bond is a loan) is not going to welch on their debt. Have you not heard about this thing called "entitlement reform?" Its politician-speak for "welch on the debt." They are not going to pay back the money. They talk about it openly, they formally…

Hey, we borrowed the Social Security money for a goddamned good purpose! To give tax breaks to the rich!

They didn't dislike RG3 because he was black. They disliked him because he was uppity, shiftless, and lazy.

Everyone's mileage varies, I guess.

Have you ever had properly fitted and worn-in boots? I find the ankle support invaluable in reducing fatigue. The ankle support of heavy duty boots reduces the amount you are using your muscles to brace yourself in uneven footing, and they are worth the extra weight.