Thank you thank you thank you. I rode a Honda CB 350 in high school, and I want it back, but that one up there will do, is that a 500 four? Or best best best of all, I want one of those water cooled transverse v-2 Honda 500s with the shaft drive, what were they called? Otherwise I am gonna wind up with a fucking…

I loved Banacek, he was sort of a colder, tougher McMillan, without the wife part. Go 70s! Drew, you turned into Robert Evans prematurely when you started talking about Banacek, you know that right? Maybe because Banacek was such a quintessentially '70s show, and Evans also, is like some insect frozen in '70s…

FINALLY the GOT-Damned Jamboroo, I was about to have a panic attack.

Drew, listen, its like this: everything in JFK IS true! Read Harlot's Ghost by Mailer someday when you have the time.

Somebody needs to tell him, NEVER go full McConaughey.

The great thing about college cheerleaders is, every year I get older, but they stay the same age.

The Tao of Alright alright alright.

Oh I have noticed it everywhere I have travelled. Also you can carry around an alcoholic beverage most everywhere else, too, without being tackled and tased. Seriously, I blame America's lawyer infestation, its fear of injured people bringing lawsuits that results in all those "no trespassing, motor vehicles,…

Nazism was almost more a fashion movement than a political ideology, wasn't it? Those uniforms!

Oh My God, I googled it, they actually did away with "flair" because of Office Space! That's a great story, I did not know that, it had become such a joke after office space, and so many customers would mention Office Space, that they stopped. I am so glad that its been that long since I have been in a Fridays…

They did in that documentary I saw about office workers, I forget the name.

How could you not mention the "flair!" The fun, exciting, upbeat charming "flair" that the employees all wear? That's what puts the TG in IF!

My impression has been that Europeans, or at least the French where I have travelled most, are much less litigious than americans and so less worried about liability. They certainly seem to be much more willing to let people risk their own lives, if not the lives of others, with stunts and base jumping and things…

I always hated those fucking stick families too, but I hate Seinfeld more so now I am going to start loving them.

"the booming profundity of a prosperous male repeating a thoroughly hackneyed statement about a matter of which he knows nothing whatever." My god, Rush Limbaugh is Babbit!

My S.O. and I argue over the fact that she is passive aggressive and whenever I call her on being passive aggressive she denies it and tries to turn it around and says I am being passive aggressive for calling her passive aggressive.

Here is my question: Whatever happened to jumpsuits? Like the guy under the car in that photo there? Dammit, there should be more jumpsuits in this world. If you travel the world, you will see them everywhere. Its so cool, in France, the number of jumpsuits you see, and all in different colors, street-sweepers…

The real tragedy is the 15 cops already in the donut shop who were injured.

That small man in search of a balcony would usually pronounce the word "abshurd." Its a wonder he could not find a way to mention 9-11 somehow.

That old Volvo commercial where they stacked like 10 of them on top of each other to show how strong they were? The US Federal Trade Commission fined Volvo hundreds of thousands of dollars for fraud for that, the cars had a steel supporting structure welded inside them to strengthen them. Which explains the way the…