Never let it be said that we aren’t petty

... Yeah, there’s no way in hell that’ll happen.

HA!

Wait ... but they already have this stuff??

Whaaaa? Do you rinse? Did it take time for your hair to settle down? When I don’t shampoo, my scalp gets itchy and flaky.

Lots of reasons. I’ll quote Contact: “There are a thousand reasons we can think of for you to have this, but mostly it’s for the reasons we can’t think of.”

With her! With her! Not at.

Seriously! His comments are really upsetting me. I was on the fence about seeing the movie and now thanks to this asshole I definitely won’t be.

I’ve been a Jezebel reader for over 7 years and I have never been ungreyed! I understand that back in the Gawker days they only ungreyed people they thought were particularly witty — but Jezebel, I’d say, has moved beyond that. I don’t think the original thinking applies anymore.

Witty comments are nice, but as jinni…

Can you tell me the name of the new perfume?

Thank God he wasn’t, or else the world would have been deprived of the awesomeness that is Chris Evans.

My question to you then would be again, what about Moana? Do you think lack of knowledge of Polynesian cultures prevented people from wanting to see it? No, it didn’t. Moana was and continues to be a very successful film, about brown people, and about a culture that is not really very well known. It had coconut…

Mermoa!

I’m under the impression that John Cusack is a dick, too. (I live in Chicago)

I’d add Fifth Element to this list. I will never not watch it. Periodically I will even watch it on purpose.

Are you ... are you KIDDING ME?! Catholics have some of the best style out there. Leaving aside centuries of elaborate embroidery and huge cathedrals with stained glass windows, let me introduce: all of the insanely Catholic imagery from 1996's Romeo + Juliet.

I see your lame argument and raise you a Moana.

No he’s not. He’s a charismatic black hole. The movie skidded to a halt every time he was onscreen.

Sorry, I misunderstood your reply. I was assuming you were talking about the series finale. It seems as though one can’t mention Lost without somebody popping up and whining about the ending. Seeing as you’re just talking about how Lost subverts expectations (in a good way!), then we agree. Go forth in peace, friend!

For God’s sake, people. Get over it.