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Maybe he’s just not prepared to notice racist shit when it does happen. White people can be pretty oblivious.

That was Laurence Olivier and Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.

That is ridiculous. Humans are people with brains. Our brains allow us to think beyond mere biology (which is specious at best). Put an eighteen year old and a thirty year old woman in front of a man and you’ve absolutely no guarantee which one he’ll choose, because it depends on the man. And men are humans.

Eventually I told my (female, child-free) boss directly that I wanted to go on the trips too and she flat-out said “no, we’re a family-friendly workplace, we would never ask a mother of a young child to travel,” and I was like, “but I’m saying I WANT to go,” and she was just like, “no, mothers don’t want to travel.”

There’s nothing wrong with rosemary flavored crackers!

What’s that

I love Kenji Lopez-Alt so much! He is a boss. I have adopted SO SO MANY of his techniques. And I love his Food Lab stuff. Endlessly interesting.

Right? She has a publicist. Is she an actress? Is she a former actress with a lifestyle brand? What the fuck does she do that makes so much money and how can I do that too?

Aw she was great in A League of Their Own.

I separate the egg yolks and egg whites, then I beat the egg whites with the grated cheese (along with a tiny pinch of salt). When I drain the pasta, I add a splash of pasta water to the pan with the bacon and oil and let it reduce a little, coating the pasta in the oil and bacon. Then I remove it from the heat (it’s

I’ve been making pasta alla carbonara with slight variations on the recipe for a couple years now, and I think I finally got it right. I love breaking the yolk and mixing it in right before eating every creamy, rich bite.

Jesse Williams. Easy.

Neither of these things need to be respected.

Lol Mormonism sucks

This should be upvoted more. I have the utmost respect for you.

Either the manager scoops it up and throws it in the cash drawer, or whoever discovers it pockets it.

Tell us, tell us!!

My boyfriend has one that says “Cuntler” on the back

Actually ... she isn’t! Two of the pictures are reversed. You can tell because of the hair.