Oh my god I need spaghetti RIGHT NOW where is it

Can people sue you if they find out that it’s actually a wedding??

Lots of women are just more forgiving than men when it comes to looks.

This is a FANTASTIC IDEA. Oh my god you just blew my mind

Anna Kendrick is waaaaayyyy too perky and American to pull off Amy Winehouse. That chick was DARK.

Is everybody blind? That is a dolphin. A DOLPHIN NOT A SHARK, SHEEPLE

Damn! Hard to please!

You’re so weird. I like you.

Are they still married??

No dude, that’s fucked up. He should be there for you, especially since you’re visibly upset. Talk to him.

This is another one of those New York City things, isn’t it? Does anybody actually read these books or do we just talk about them?

I love all of this so so much!!

This story is everything to me

Ha! Aww. I’d like to see a picture of your dad.

Oh man that’s fucking horrible. What an awful thing to do.

I LOVE THIS STORY

I mean, that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a bitch. I say that sometimes about people. Sometimes you just have to say “Fuck everything.”