"It's gotten me into trouble" = I totally got caught cheating

Good heavens. I don't think I could stand a man like that! Not that your fiance isn't marvelous (I'm sure he is!) — it would drive me nuts, though; that's partly why my last relationship fell apart.

Holy Christ! That had to have been fancy at $1,470 (!!) per person. I actually think that is the kind of wedding I might want ... something totally adult, small, and yet TOTALLY luxurious.

I don't understand you people. What about public humiliation? What about tracking down the "other" girl and setting up a trap? What about egging his car? Fuck this hot sauce noise!

This times 100.

What is a DINK?

Sometimes I wish there could be two of me, so one can have the happy, noisy family household with hockey sticks and ballet lessons and big family barbecues, and the other one can have a serene adult-oriented life filled with nice restaurants and traveling to weird places and lots and lots of sex.

I don't know why but I'm so fucking happy that straight up sci-fi is still being made, especially with superhero upon superhero movie and TV shows and Comic Cons just drenching us in nerdist paraphernalia. Alex Garland has so many amazing ideas and I don't think he gets the respect he deserves.

Haaa this happened to me too — I just didn't expect the other guy to show up! What a whackadoodle I was at 23. I felt bad but it would never have worked out with Guy #2. Sexy but dumb as hell. I don't think he ever figured it out ...

Haaaa this happened to me to. I just didn't expect the other guy to show up! What a whackadoodle I was at 23.

That's a fair thing to point out, but I will say that the theme is the same. These are people that appeared to have an impeachable image and are suffering very visible downfalls.

I wouldn't be surprised if more of this type of shit keeps coming to light. It is similar to Bill Cosby's downfall. The more that we learn about this stuff the more people will come out, I think. Look at Brian Williams ... these people think they are untouchable.

Teenagers scare the living hell out of me. I would never have murdered anyone, but ... logic just doesn't exist at that age. For a 22-year-old boyfriend I would do anything.

Okay, $700,000 is INSANE, but 50 Cent's baby is really, really beautiful.

How was it??!

Haha that's Ashton Kutcher

Both versions are beautiful. But ultimately I'd have to go with beatnik Sophia Loren.

I do this! That Serious Eats recipe is no joke. Fucking love it. Have you tried sprinkling rosemary in your dough?

Yeah, I thought potatoes and clams were a classic New Haven pizza topping. I don't personally like it but I guess they do, those weirdos.

I can't necessarily agree with this. Fantasizing about gang bangs in no way harms his wife. I don't see the problem here, especially when you compare it to someone else's 19th century farm girl fantasies. (Not that either one is worse or better) My point is that we all do it. Sometimes. It's not a big deal.