How was it??!

Haha that's Ashton Kutcher

Both versions are beautiful. But ultimately I'd have to go with beatnik Sophia Loren.

I do this! That Serious Eats recipe is no joke. Fucking love it. Have you tried sprinkling rosemary in your dough?

Yeah, I thought potatoes and clams were a classic New Haven pizza topping. I don't personally like it but I guess they do, those weirdos.

I can't necessarily agree with this. Fantasizing about gang bangs in no way harms his wife. I don't see the problem here, especially when you compare it to someone else's 19th century farm girl fantasies. (Not that either one is worse or better) My point is that we all do it. Sometimes. It's not a big deal.

There's always this:

To contrast everyone else's opinion, I wouldn't do it. I say this because I am the same way. I know right away if I want a particular man's hands on me and it just doesn't show up for me later. If your MO has been that you date the sizzle, then it's not likely to change for you. Maybe it shows up for other people, but…

I guess Taylor Swift's finally too big for all of this nonsense! I miss her dresses though.

Dude that's totally a guinea pig

Why don't you go try being offended somewhere else? I'm done with this stupid argument

You guys don't forget this gem. Description reads "My wife trying to order Taco Bell after the reception." I didn't know my soulmate could be a woman ...

What? You're crazy. No, dude. A person I call a friend is going to care about my wishes on my wedding day. Don't you think that makes sense? Therefore if I want them to look nice at my wedding, they should comply. To do otherwise would be rude. And they probably wouldn't be my friend anyway.

I guess I just see it as basic respect. I don't run around with a lot of people who get married, but they do have mothers who raised them to be dressed properly for an occasion. I just don't have any kind of patience for people who think that the fact that they're more comfortable in board shorts is more important…

If my friends care about me and about being at my wedding, then they can dig up a pair of trousers and some nice shoes at Salvation Army for $5. Your logic just doesn't make sense. What is more important at my wedding, me, or my friends' lack of respect for my ceremony? It's all about good manners.

I would actually be offended if people showed up at my wedding wearing sneakers and jeans. What do they think it is, an art festival? They can fuck right off.

Oh, well, I'd modify it to "I want to break up!" or some shit like that. Or something like, "That's it! We're breaking up!" when he forgets to, I don't know, roll me a cigarette.

I like this! I am going to try it with my boyfriend.

This is a super super interesting angle and one that I have questions about. How would you suggest saying "I want a divorce" the first time? In a joking manner? 'Cause I can see that. I am pretty good with relationships, personally, but I've never been married (yet) and for me it has always behooved me to take that…

I had a boyfriend who never, ever dressed up for Halloween. I should have known then.