Dogs have eyebrows, cats don't. Also, dogs have evolved WITH humans — they understand our emotions, too.

Thank you! I don't understand why everybody's all whiny about casting a white actress in a white film role. There was no indication whatsoever in the book that Katniss was anything but Caucasian, and arguing that her mother and sister could have been blonde, blue-eyed mixed-race people is just complicating matters.…

#COTD

What is "pregnancy nose"?

I bet you're white, aren't you?

Wow, that's one of the weirdest stories I've ever read.

This, I completely disagree with. A vegetarian has no business in a place called Al's Beef. That's just ridiculous.

My favorite review is a 1-star review given by a vegetarian at a place called Al's Beef. Some people are such special snowflakes.

Yeah I'm pretty disappointed. She seemed so cool and smart.

No, an all-white rendition of The Color Purple is not funny.

I liked to say that the distance between Katie Holmes's acting ability and Maggie Gyllenhaal's was greater than the distance to Mars.

What the fuck is he wearing and WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HAIR? (everything)