I’m pretty. Boys think I’m pretty. Lots of boys. Even powerful Korean boys like Kim Jung Un. He was totally hitting on me. I am so pretty.

I mean with the Kennedys that is somehow entirely believable.

We’ve been able to get indoor haircuts in Boston since May, and we were a hotspot just like San Francisco. Like how could this not have been a setup when “someone” leaked salon footage to FOX news and then appeared on the channel to express frustration? And then claimed she could not control what happens in her own…

Are you fucking kidding me?

I’m blaming Smash Mouth.

Yes. And there are actually rich republicans that believe in climate change but also vote R because they’re afraid of minorities and they don’t want to pay taxes.

My in-laws have a house in a tiny Florida beach town that has this random ass strip of McMansions. You will see solar panels on top of a house with a Prius…

I’ve tired of people writing books that cozied up to the Trumps and thought they would be different in that Shitstain would actually listen to them or Trophy Mail Order Wife actually cared about them or the dipshit kids would value them. Literally NOTHING has ever suggested any of these things, yet the sycophants keep…

It’s a balm for my soul that these people hate, despise, and constantly backstab each other, and are clearly unhappy, despite the money and power.

Mary Trump probably believed that America wouldn’t want anything to do with her asshole uncle.  Anyone with half a brain knew what a POS Trump was, but that didn’t stop people from voting for him. You can’t put this on Mary. You think Trump and the other two siblings fucking her over on an inheritance would have…

They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016? 

Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.

Then continue to fuck off, then.  Thanks. :)

My neighborhood is a cut through for Waze drivers, and not many obey the speed limits. Several of my drive slow signs got stolen. I was fond of the one that said “Slow Down, My Cat is Stupid”. What a waste of $30.

The family of Jacob Blake told Anderson Cooper last week they wanted to speak to Trump, but had not been contacted by the White House. And while folks are pushing the narrative Biden isn’t “out there”, both Biden and Harris spoke to the Blake family LAST WEEK!

“Efforting outreach?” This is the fucking white house press secretary? 

“Lead is not bullets,” the president says, chewing on his toy soldiers...

I’m with you except for the “they know it” part. They are working very, very hard to not know a damn thing so they can vote against their own best interests yet again.

Awesome can't wait to shoot paintballs at the police.

Cool stuff.

Good to see USPS is still on the radar. Never take your eye off it!

Spineless Donny Bone Spurs comparing himself to a gladiator is the kind of unintentional comedy that keeps this flaming clown car of incompetence morbidly amusing.