Sigh. Sadly, So much death on this edition of Dirtbag. 

is reese witherspoon cloning herself, her kids and her all look alike.

Google ‘Will Smith Heidy De la Rosa’. He was almost definitely having an affair with a model at the same time this was going on. They travelled to have a dozen countries together. Seems a tad hypocritical to me.

I mean, I appreciate her keeping it real, it’s hard for us to avoid everything problematic in the world we live in, I occasionally shop at Walmart, maybe have chick-fil-a once or twice a year, god only knows what else I’m doing wrong that I’m not even aware of, probably a lot but... I buy Goya often, often enough that…

I’m of the firm opinion Margot and Will were definitely banging. Watch their episode of playground insults on YouTube or look at the pics of them in that photo booth where they were all over each other. If either I or my partner were photographed doing that with someone else there would be a long conversation.…

that read was updated some time ago to them both being bi, which people forget is a thing.

I’ve been with my husband over 30 years. I doubt we put out a lot of sexual chemistry in every day life. Doesn’t mean it’s not there. It’s just not as obvious as in the first few years.

That’s just latin seasoning salt (aka the first layer). If that’s all you use, then yeah you need some cooking lessons.

Yeah- I had that exact same sense- and maybe that’s just 25 years of marriage?  They definitely come across as partners, and very affectionate, but it’s hard seeing them as a romantic couple.

“Entanglement” is to “affair” as “conscious uncoupling” is to “divorce.”

I think it was physical, that’s why they had to address it.

I do think August Alsina had some shady reasons behind why he made all that public however I’m a little uncomfortable about how him and Jada’s relationship started, (if it was a young woman being helped by an older man with their mental health struggles then things became sexual... I’d be side eyeing the man in the…

This stuff is super interesting but I need to know if they’re Scientologists... that’s what I’m dying to know. That said, I think they have an unconventional marriage and stuff became public so they had to address it, I really think there’s an open marriage thing going on, I feel like a lot of the Margot Robbie/Will…

Rhetorical: How is it suppression of speech when his BFF is the government? I hate it when people don’t understand how that works. Or how choosing not to buy your shit works. That’s called a boycott, which has been a successful tactic to create change for decades. Neither is suppression or unfair. It’s called life. 

He does this shit whenever he needs to sell an album. No one knows or has heard from him since he had a diabetic seizure and damn near died

it was “a joy to help heal somebody,” although I wouldn’t necessarily describe bringing a much younger person into your relationship to mentor them, then pursuing a relationship with them after separating from your husband, as “healing.”

Oh, Bob, we’re not trying to suppress your speech, we’re trying to suppress your income so you can’t give it to people whose values we abhor.

Whatever happened....obviously it was not a secret between Jada and Will, and there is no “bombshell” or shady behavior.
Which makes me wonder why on earth August Alsina felt the need to broadcast any of this to the world...other than being an attention seeker on a very gross level. It would be one thing if they…

Penzeys

By that logic I have been boycotting caviar and supercars my entire life.