Oh man, for some reason I also loved this movie in highschool. I still have a t-shirt that I wear to sleep in- it’s been washed a million times and the printing is faded and cracked, but it’s the two brothers in white silhouette on the front pointing their guns and the back is the prayer.

What a toolbag.

I refuse to listen to this grossness. You can pry my Ron Pope cover out if my cold, dead brain. That nobody will be fucking. Urgh.

Maybe she has an allowance that tops out at $18K per diem.

Can confirm this is false. When in college, I had a suspicious sore on my junk. I was blood tested and it was scraped. Turns out, it was an allergic reaction to a shaving cream and my blood test showed I didn’t have antibodies for either HSV-1 or HSV-2.

I’d forgotten how creeptastic this video is.

Nevermind, I see that a few other folks have already pointed out the zoo’s correct location. :)

Didn’t Kesha cop to this, too?

Yep, my feelings exactly re: Jude Law et al. Now I really can’t stomach the thought of sitting through the entire movie because I know I’ll be gritting my teeth each time Depp’s face is on screen. I can’t afford that kind of dental work with my insurance.

Also, Colin Farrell should have 100% kept his face. He was so…

Depp pretty much ruined a series of movies that I really wanted to see, set in a world that I dearly love. His overblown ridiculousness in the first Fantastic Beasts completely took me out of the movie and shoved it down the shitter. I don’t think I can stand him Being All Johnny Deppy all over Grindelwald for an…

The only good thing Lena Dunham ever thrust into the world is Adam Driver.

TSA dogs can hit multiple substances. I was married in Jamaica and it was totally legal for me to bring the cut flowers from by bouquet back, but the TSA dog kept flagging me because it was trained for plants. Apparently you can’t bring potted, live plants back to the US but it’s such a big deal that they have a dog…

I try to be a temporary un-greying fairy whenever possible for worthwhile commenters!

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

I cackled.

Oh, Madame Jeanne was legit lusting for some of that fine Scottish flesh.

Taylor, please stop slouching. You’re a tall, beautiful billionaire. Fucking own it at this point.

Atheist and skeptic community dudes are the woooooorsssstttt.

There have been times in my life when this song made me have a mini breakdown, complete with sobbing and snot. Still kind of hits me right in the feels.

I have several close family members that frequently read and believe this ish. I want to hang myself when I get into political conversations with them because the amount of - ugh- fake news they consume is baffling.