Doubtful. He’ll most likely be in solitary because of the notoriety of his crimes and the fact there’s a good chance, with body count this high, that he could be in gen pop with a victim’s relative.

Go away, Blake. Nobody wants to come out to play.

I’m going to be a legit bummer for a second because I’m currently experiencing my 9th miscarriage. I fucking hate these people with the fire of a thousand suns.

Okay, guys, seriously. Who found my old notebook of erotic friend fiction from freshman year? I’m so sorry you had to find out this way, Mr. Hendrix.

Just shows how awesome it is. It’s so excellent, I have no sense of space and time while watching.

I adoooore Jane the Virgin. I legitimately wish it was an hour long.

This is the way that many folks in the Right to Die movement choose to go (well, similar to it, anyways). I’m pretty surprised that states haven’t already tried their hand at pushing this one through. If a lawyer tried hard enough, they could probably have it rubber-stamped as a form of the gas chamber.

I’ll pull you out of the gray for this one. Important stuff. I worked in banking for a good decade and saw elder abuse in action. I tried to help as much as I was able, but unfortunately grandma doesn’t always want to believe that Little Johnny is bleeding them dry. Sad all around.

SEBASTIAN STAN, LET ME LOVE YOU

I don’t mind a small dick if he’s otherwise up to pleasing me rightly.

Serial sadist dick is the best dick.

... Joke.

WHAT

Jensen as Hawkeye would be far, far preferable to Shovelface.

She’ll apparently be playing her Bunheads character. Ugh, I loved that show. Stupid name, great show.

While we’re wishing hypotheticals, if Jensen could be full-fontal, that’s be great.

Are we sharing outdoor pee stories?

Oh! And #teamrafael

Jane is, in my opinion, the best comedy on TV, if not the best show, period.

I ADORE this show. Love it, love it, love. It’s up there with “Jane the Virgin” and “The Mindy Project” for me as a Must Watch Immediately and On Repeat.