Christ. I need to call my mom tomorrow and let her know how much I love her. She doesn't write letters because of developmental delays that kept her from ever being comfortable reading and writing, so I should be doing my best to make memories with her now. And now I've bummed myself out. :(

I hope the entire back and forth, including the firing, was all conducted over email, since it seems that's where the conversation started. Really hard to cry "he misunderstood my intentions!" when the proof is in writing.

This makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. How fucking terrible.

The blonde is a bad, bad choice for her.

Yeah... We started dating when I was 20 and were married when I was 21. Looking back, I think I was too young and I've grown quite a bit since then, but with 7 years of marriage, so has he. I've always felt about 20 years older than I actually am, anyways.

My husband will hit 40 before I hit 30. We have an 11 year difference. I say go for it.

I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Those...don't look like any granny panties I've ever seen. They look like high waisted bikini cuts or something similar. Granny panties cover a lot more flesh.

I choose to believe this version over anything else.

Sad but true. Wish it was different but don't ever see it ever happening, unless it's something with a running joke about being fat (a la "Bridget Jones" movies and shows like "Drop Dead Diva").

I hope it's not true, too. He seems like such a nice, talented guy (although the same blind gossip sites say he's an insufferable prick, WHERE ARE MY DREAMS DISAPPEARING TO). I hate the thought that he could get stuck in the Hollywood drugs-weightloss-rinse-repeat machine when his career is in a position to really…

I wonder if this is a common sticking point for tall dudes - not being ripped. My ex was 6'7" and built like Jason Segel. Not fat, not skinny, just a little soft. But he hated it and always felt the need to have MUSCLES, too. Which is kind of insane, because nobody in their right mind would really try to start an…

I think that was "The Seven Year Engagement", which turned out to be a horrible movie. I remember him looking much puffier for part of that movie when he " let himself go" and maybe he had to lose weight for the rest of the movie. Not sure, actually mostly stopped watching about 20 minutes in.

According to many blind gossip sites, he was horrified with how he looked onscreen for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and started working out...and doing lots of blow to drop the weight fast. He was supposedly tired of being the butt of the joke.

So sad. :( And it looks like she had a little girl, too. Only 25.

Okay. I'm a little confused because I thought Aaron Carter's twin sister passed away maybe last year or the year prior? Guess I'll go Google... :/

Hm. Yes, it is real life. Shit happens, especially when you're no longer in the Enamored Let's Fuck Like Bunnies Stage. When the husband and I were first married, we had sex 1-2 times every day, rain or shine, for almost a year. Then it tapered down to a few times a week. Now, together almost 8 years, it's probably a…

Is your BFF Duchess Kate? (Please say it is.)

Is your BFF Duchess Kate?

I completely understand where you're going with that. And, yes, dudebros absolutely need to be educated about perpetuating rape culture and what they can do to stop it. I have more than one friend that was sexually assaulted during college by frat boys or athletes, and it's utterly sickening to think that the mindset…