Or you can just torrent download with seeding turned off.

Indeed but, due to my work schedule, the next day is most convenient for me. I do appreciate the wonders of immediate gratification in the interweb age.

PBS? I'll be lovingly tapping dat PirateBay the next day.

Someone, anyone, please seed my uterus now. Thanks.

My husband would 100% prefer to pull out over condoms. Or solve both dilemmas and just do the buttsex.

Pretty sure it is. Good eye!

...Because it's a reference to a song by Fergie calls "My Humps", which extolls the virtues of her "lovely lady lumps, my humps, my humps".

I know which YouTube channel I'll be mainlining tonight.

I've had good luck with vinegar, as well as enzyme based pet-mess cleaners like Nature's Miracle. But you can find them in the pet cleaning section of pretty much any market, just make sure it proudly proclaims its enzyme action.

Jesus. I'm going to have to get a burger for lunch now and I'm not even a huge fan of red meat.

I worked for TCP when I was in college. Honestly, shirts like this are nothing new for them - they're in the business of selling affordable children's clothing, not redefining cultural norms. The vast majority of shoppers at TCP are:

He is so ridiculously sexy. I just can't...

I've never understood this stat. It seems...off to me.

I... I think I need your job.

I'm sure she bleaches them and then fills in with a light brown or blonde pencil.

I adore Emily and Tyler!

He MADE you stop plucking your eyebrows? If my husband tried that, I'd tell him to fuck off. Nobody's opinion of my face matters more than mine and, seriously, I'd look like a neanderthal without a routine plucking.

I had the same experience as your brother. The self-loathing and disappointment can be a real downer. I was raised to believe that I'd grow up to change the world, accomplish amazing things and have some amazing job. I've done none of those things and I feel super ashamed to run into old classmates and talk about my…

It's canceled. :( They lowered the boom yesterday.