My aunts collected these things OBSESSIVELY. They would stake out the local toy stores and hustle for these things. Each one had its own plastic hang tag protector, was tucked into an archive-quality plastic bag, and lovingly arranged in a dark plastic bin to protect them from UV light and degration. Said bins were…

I'd give myself friction burns from taking off my panties so fast.

Sorry, my ovaries just exploded.

I remember wanting to join the Girl Scouts as youngster. I also wanted to take dance, or join a soccer team, or do anything really, but unfortunately my family was too poor to afford the dues and fees and supplies of extracurricular activities. As a result, I spent a lot of time by myself (only child) and read…

I have a friend with the copper IUD and she maintains it gives her the worst cramps and heaviest periods that she's ever had. But your mileage may vary.

Yep. Crying at my desk. If I ever become wealthy, I want to fund programs like this.

DING DING DING DING

I can only imagine the utter shitstorm if this was attempted to pass in the US.

I heard this song a few weeks ago. It's just...bad. I don't understand pairing this theme and lyrics with a dirge for the beat. I love Miley for expressing herself and her hair is killer, but this song is doing her no favors.

Some branches are more strict about it than others. In my experience, tats are generally considered acceptable if they're not visible in regular uniform - so no neck or face tats, no hand tats; however, I haven't had much experience with Special Forces dudes, just regular enlisted and officers. With that said, there…

HOOAH

I just snorted Coke out of my nose. Trufax.

Sweet. Effing. Jesus.

He has the Goldilocks of chest hair.

I had to look up Adam Beach because I wasn't familiar with the name and I have major hots for brown-skinned men (is that terrible? I DON'T KNOW. It's like some guys preferring blondes.)

I made it through 4 years of 19- and 20-hour semesters while working a full time job. Without Adderall. Did I miss out on some college rite of passage? Would my life have been easier with Adderall? The worst thing I ever employed was a venti caramel macchiatto.

My husband and I went through something quite similar around year 2 of our marriage, although we didn't have a kid in the mix. He would spend literally hours playing video games every night, hogging our living room TV but yet would get upset when I would opt to go upstairs instead of wanting to watch another campaign…

Yipes. Upon visiting Ye Local Porne Shoppe, the husband opted to buy a parody of The Brady Bunch. There was no way I could ever, EVER be sexually aroused by it... just too weird. Parodies are strange creatures.

My husband is 11 years my senior - I'm 27, he's 38. We're getting ready to go for bebe #1. The gap has worked well for us; he was at a point where young things were annoying and women are his age were too baby-oriented right out of the gate. We have gotten 5 good years together before being ready for that steps, and…