Unfortunately, both Hollister and A&F are huge signs of status within my step son's and stepdaughter's schools. These kids will literally refuse to shop anywhere else for their everyday wardrobes - I've even seen this habit rubbing off on my own kids. They're popular (obviously, they don't have my dorky genes to…

I've never been more happy that my family was way too poor to afford this overpriced garbage. Sure, my hand-me-downs might've been a little worn in but they sure as hell didn't come with a crisis of conscience.

Please, god, PLEASE don't let them make it down to where I am. I'm horrifically scared of crickets (yes, I realize how harmless they are and how stupid that is) and a swarm of cicadas are like my worst nightmare. Giant, flying crickets with huge eyes... ugh. I really just gave myself the shivery creeps thinking about…

I, personally, greatly enjoy anal sex. And not just because Mr. PS digs it. It's the most intense sexual experience in my repertoire and can get me from zero to ORGASM UNICORN LAND in 30 seconds flat. Or less.

I'm with candysummers. Her music is fun and witty; she can turn a serious phrase. I tend to like her more country music personally (which is weird because I don't generally like country) but it's just all a good time.

She's not. She was just photographed in a totally unstaged manner buying a pregnancy test at a drugstore. In a mini-dress and sky-high heels, flashing the EPT box all over the place. It was very subtle.

I was just thinking that. Something is definitely off.

She's already had a reconstruction, and I imagine it was by the best post-mastectomy plastic surgeon in the country. Will probably be no need for CGI, as the replacements were probably very close to her natural breasts.

I applaud her for this - for all of it. For coming to terms with her own mother's long term battle with cancer and how it changed her. For facing facts and getting checked, for educating herself. For making the incredibly difficulty decision to remove her breasts, in a field that depends on her body. For having the…

All hail the Bey's magic unicorn uterus!

Nothing starts off your morning better than clickbait.

YouTube and beauty blogs should become your friends. On YouTube, I'd recommend looking up emilynoel83 - she does a lot of easily attainable looks, using fabulous drugstore products that everyone can wear. A lot of YT guru are focused on outrageous makeup or very colorful, artsy makeup. Which can be obviously very…

Anal sex is just the bees knees. Along with a little clitorial stimuli, it produces the quickest, most consistent, strongest orgasm I can have. Even if good old PIV hasn't generated an orgasm after much toil and trouble, trust buttsex can. The sensation is like whoa.

Simple Dog nearly made me pee myself once. True story. Laughed so hard I triggered an epic mid-bronchitis wheezing fit.

My immediate thought was that poor baby was potentially the product of an abusive, incestuous relationship with her father. Dear dog, I hope I'm wrong, but at this point, I wouldn't be surprised.

I work with a lady that reverse hovers - she faces the wall and squats over the toilet seat. The first time I saw her feet facing the wrong way under the stall, I nearly lost it.

That picture makes me feel like I'm trapped in MySpace with no way out. D:

I'm 27 and am beginning to notice some lines between my eyes. I've always had wrinkles beneath my eyes, though. Thanks, genetics. I'll be paying a visit to Ye Olde Cosmetic Doctor in a few short years as funds are available.

I'm in the ultra pale spectrum as well (95% of all foundations are way too dark for me) and I used to feel the same way about lipstick. I think it just comes down to us psyching ourselves out or we just become so convinced of a "fact" that it's hard to be swayed. I've started wearing bold, colorful lips and I really…