Nope, not at all. Unless they are in my bed, I’m not interested (side note: if you are an Olympian reading this post—call me!)

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

Yeah, this is what I hate about potlucks—the surprise potluck. Don’t invite me to a party and then expect me to host the fucking party. If it’s a potluck, you better be clear about that upfront. “Party” and “potluck” are not synonyms.

You sound like my nieces. They actively Compete via their baking skills to see who can do it best. There have been several fails, but it just speaks to their sense of adventure. Everyone wins really.

Yeah, that's kinda what friendship is all about. Even at our family dinners everyone brings something because my 70 yr. old mother should not be expected to cook everything: but then everyone likes to show off their culinary skills anyway. Maybe this reader has a general dislike for people. None of us can be…

The only time I’ve ever been unhappy about being invited to a potluck was when I was too broke to feed myself! I think as long as you don’t ask people to provide something expensive (unless you’re positive they can swing it, I guess) you’re good. Happy (early) Birthday!

Perfect gif.

You’re dumb! Also kinda right? I’m a pretty good cook, and painfully vain. So I loooooooove potlucks. That said, I also love Oreos and don’t care that you popped by and grabbed them ten minutes before while I spent the afternoon making something obnoxious but delicious. For gin and tonics in and I’m not going to care…

Thanks for this, just read this post about how everything you bring to a potluck is not up to the standards of this author and wanted to gauge my eyeballs out (spoiler alert, girlfriend wrote AN ENTIRE BOOK ABOUT POTLUCKS): http://www.seriouseats.com/2016/07/how-to…

This is awkward. My birthday is next Saturday and I’m hosting a potluck dinner.

And video evidence restores it so...

Yes! I always feel raped by my ex’s lawyer. It’s very unpleasant. I found that addressing him by his first name and acting like we’re friends disconcerted him and slowed the attacks. Something for you to ponder if you have to deal with your ex’s lawyer again.

My ex was reported to CPS once and kept going on and on about how it had to be me “or one of my agents” because apparently I’m the KGB now. I mean, it wasn’t, but that was my response too. Who cares who reports/leaks a thing if the thing is bad? In my case, if it is a spurious report, CPS tosses it. If he knew he was…

He’s a violent asshole. But he’s a famous violent asshole that millions of women love and the men who don’t want to fuck him, want to be him. Or at least they did before he became a bloated mess. And unfortunately we live in a world where guys get a pass for marrying young women only for their looks, but it’s frowned…

Hey, sometimes you don’t have to be attractive. Look at that orange haired anchovies cunt running for president.

I feel so much affection for that kid. His sex idiot role on 30 Rock is perfect. I can deal with stupid if he’s at least polite and nice on top of being pretty - I hope he was? Being decent is more important than being bright IMO anyway!

For some people the fact that she exists affects her credibility.

Depp behaves like an 8 year old. We like to think that emotional maturity grows in proportion to career development or life experience, but things don’t work like that, unfortunately.

On this very site, people were very loudly insisting that yelling and throwing things during a fight are not in any way abusive behavior. So, I can’t imagine what other sites comment sections are like.