All I’m saying is that her intentions were on point, and a new career for floundering English majors just opened up: Rephrasers. They’re like publicists, except that they’re not super career-oriented and instead really care about the jouissance of magazine interviews, but they’ll also help you edit your opinion so…

Yup, I'm totally willing to forgive. This is probably her experience, and since she's a fighter and not a lesbian nor a sex therapist nor a medical professional, I see no reason why she'd be expected to know much about other women's experience. She just assumed it was similar to hers, which is a natural thing for a…

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

To be clear, in NYC, if there are 15 or more of a chain establishment, calories must be posted. Otherwise, it’s at the business’s discretion. I’ve lived in NYC for many years. The voluntary “calorie listing” situation is only popular in a few neighborhoods (midtown). Good luck finding anything about calories posted…

Blimey, that's a bit harsh...

Okay, but you’re preachy as fuck, and nobody believes your “go on with your bad self” faux-empowerspeak. This article was NOT a plea for an exercise pep talk.

Jesus. Reverting to Professional Bridesmaid Automatic Agreeing With Everything You Say mode, stat!

Damn, so I shouldn’t have just laughed at the people wearing them while skateboarding because they would inevitably faceplant?

I seriously cannot understand why zendaya is photoshopped ever. Her original pictures always look so perfect that you’d think those were the photoshopped ones. she’s gorgeous and has such a banging bod.

I don’t think it’s a contract issue.

I could handle 7 cheap margaritas no problem, I would have a good buzz and I certainly wouldn’t be safe to drive, and would know it. I’ve known petite girls who can out-drink me, and I’m a 200+ pound guy. 7 or 8 margarita’s is not that much for some people.

You clearly can’t handle your drink. 7 cocktails is not too much. I wouldn’t drive after them but I wouldnt drive after 1.

I’m a man but I can guarantee that Cap’n Crunch and Fruity Pebbles is one of the best things you can put in your body, ever.

What’s wrong with serving two people 14 drinks over the course of 3-4 hours? As long as they aren’t slurring or acting inappropriately how would you know if they are over-served or not? Obviously they are too impaired to drive, but there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live…

he didn’t know they were driving until he followed them out.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.