She’s pretending to be a fairy godmother(?). And with her magical powers, she commands a person in a wheelchair to walk.

Yup, that was common in my hometown, too. The resource officer was either early twenties and trying to bang students or older, lazy, and being sent out to pasture.

Fuck this system. I just found out that the DA declined to bring charges against my ex and I am devastated. He literally admitted raping me to police, but because I didn't immediately break up with him and press charges, the DA won't go forward. I wish I never reported.

Yeah, that was a bitch to unsubscribe from. But like, who the hell needs monthly shipments of exercise clothes and sweatpants? Who are these people?

Everything’s gonna be alright.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

Jesus Christ, I’m so sorry. :( You deserve this bunny.

I was supposed to get an IUD inserted this past Friday. It was Skyla, the super small Mirena-but-better. After two unsuccessful attempts at insertion, my gynecologist informed me that she wouldn’t be able to get the IUD in there without it puncuturing through the back of my uterus. Turns out I have a tilted uterus…

CALM DOWN I CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS DIVACUP YET

If I was rich, I would definitely throw elaborate themed parties like this.

I read that the child was left with a family friend in the US because it’s too young to fly.

Her plan was to go into labor in American airspace, as opposed to in America? That seems very farfetched. Is there evidence she snuck in an IV with pitocin? What are the chances someone would just go into labor in a specific 12 hour window at 36 weeks?

Since when can you decide “time to go into labor..... NOW!”

He didn’t take his dad’s car for a joy ride, or get caught smoking a “left handed cigarette” (as my dad would call it). HE FRIGGIN’ RAPED SOMEONE. And he can petition for it to be removed in 15 years.

I have my reservations about the sex offender registry in general, but this is a great use of it. It means that during the next Senior Salute, some guy might decide pressuring a 14-year-old into sex isn’t worth spending the rest of your life on a list of rapists and pedophiles.

To the “It’s not fair” crowd: It isn’t fair being a victim of sex abuse, either. Now he’ll know a little about what it’s like.

A $2 Miller lite? Can you get that anywhere that isn’t in the sticks of a one-horse town on its last legs?

1. It’s a stupid law that shouldn't exist. The end.

Good username. Kinja needs more Russian anarchists.

Fuck that. The damage is that she wasn’t given birth control and now has a child. Mitigation cannot require an abortion or an adoption. That would be a gruesome outcome that we as a society do not want to put forth. It’s better to make the clinic pay so that they don’t make that kind of fuck up again.