This is disheartening. All I want is fat grafting in to my butt. I want it so bad.

i’m really, really hoping shit like this becomes popular. i’m pretty bah humbug already, but having christmas shit in stores before halloween is over is fucking ridiculous. i know there are bigger issues in the world but goddamn it the christmas crawl makes me grumpy. i feel like people are bigger assholes around the…

“He don’t eat no meat? I’ll make lamb.” Classic.

Worth it for more of this....

What a shit bag.

That insurance will come in handy when they hire unqualified people because teachers who are licensed and have college degrees won’t work for minimum wage.

Why not? It’s a park near the house with animals. It has different playgrounds than the park near the house. We don’t have a yard. What’s entitled or stressful about packing some PB&Js and taking your kid to play somewhere inexpensive and fun for a couple hours on Sunday afternoon?

We live like a mile from the zoo, having a pass is a no-brainer. We have a teeny tiny house, the space for toys is minimal, so for gift-giving occasions we ask the grandparents to instead get our son memberships to local child-friendly attractions. So we can get OUT of the house on the regs. I hate hanging around at…

*NOT ALL MEN*

My two cents: There’s a whole host of “over-the-top” spectacles that childhood has become. Social media has taken “keeping up with the Joneses” to a new extreme. Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook - for a certain type of person, this is a new type of competition. It’s very telling to me that 100% of my female friends with…

Middle Class White People Are Ultra Aspirational and Doing This to Themselves

Ah, the myth of the oh-so-necessary activities. That’s bullshit.

As a happily married father of two kids under 5, this was me. My wife and I both work full time (she’s a teacher, I’m an office drone),/and I felt like a terrible father, husband, employee. I realized I was trying to do too much and be too much, and that this an impossible ideal. We seem to forget the word BALANCE. If…

A. Crappy child/disabled/elder care

May I offer my “head up my ass” opinion as to why?

I understand this, but the truth is that someone having older parents is not a guarantee they’ll be lost earlier. People die all the time—my father died in his early fifties (and I was nineteen). It can happen earlier—and it will happen inevitably no matter how you slice it. It’s not great, but it’s reality.

This is why my husband got a vasectomy, we ain’t taking any chances.

Yes! I was just thinking about this the other day. Elementary school/Jr high was all about spiral perms even though most of us always turned out like Bozo the Clown. This girl’s hair looks like it could be put into a high ponytail easily. WTF is the point in splitting hairs (no pun) about the texture of her hair once…

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

I liked the design. It looks like Christmas without Christmas throwing up on it. It's simple. What's wrong with simple?