I would say it’s more the social support system that is broken, rather than the medical system.

Hey, by the time I’m 70, I’ll probably be okay with someone who will color my roots, keep me supplied with moscato, and buy me blueberry muffins on Saturday mornings. I mean, we all have priorities!

Never underestimate the effect of being wanted. If he/she loves you, it’s easy to throw the checklist out the window. At least, it can work that way.

When I look back to what I considered deal breakers in my dating days, they were either really superficial (I remember wears white running shoes when not doing sports was on the list) or stuff that was so major I could never sustain a serious relationship with that person (if the religious guy I dated and I had ended…

My requirements/deal breakers changed as I aged. In my teens, I just wanted a good kisser who had a car, could manage to obtain Boone’s Farm, and was at least a top placer in local surfing competitions. In my 20s, I wanted a guy with a decent job, who worked out and understood my workout schedule, who had a big dick…

I’ve never understood the “is he/she close to their family?” deal breaker. What if his/her parents were abusive, or their family are a bunch of assholes?

Regular paternity leave would actually do a lot toward removing the stigma of maternity leave. Employers still think of having and raising children as a “women’s issue,” and consider women getting pregnant a liability, while assuming men who have children won’t have to take time off or change their work habits because…

FUCK THIS WOMAN God knows what happened- yes He does!

I lost a friendship primarly due to Instagram. This girl I had been best friends with my entire life fell into social media pretty deep and I just COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. Everything she did was calculated and contrived for Instagram. She would delete her photos if after 5 minutes she didn’t have more than 10 likes.…

That’s a hard 22. I would have guessed 28 at the youngest.

The whole youtube vlogger community is strangely fascinating to me. How are all these young people without any discernible skills making so much money! At the same time, I find myself watching a few of them! I’ve learned how to do my make up better! What’s happening!

This whole thing—this episode and the Insta-famous teen world in general—makes Mean Girls look like Romper Room in comparison.

Got my hair cut today - my stylist gushed over how soft and healthy my hair is. Aussie 3 Minute Miracle, $2.59 a bottle. My hair is long, curly/wavy, and a little oily. I wash 2-3 times a week, roots only, and then apply the conditioner.

Got my hair cut today - my stylist gushed over how soft and healthy my hair is. Aussie 3 Minute Miracle, $2.59 a…

also, i’m not gonna spend $400 on one totally impractical and unwearable for everyday thing from h&m. i’m just not

Yes. I think you also have to be someone who cares quite a bit about labels. Because while I may not be able to afford “real” Balmain, I personally would rather spend $300 on a dress from more of a mid-range brand rather than the H&M version of a high-end designer.

Is this an irony test?

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I’m pretty upset about it. Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday, and we’re blowing right past her.

The only place I want to see Christmas & holiday items before Halloween is at a craft store because people need time to make/craft that shit. Otherwise, everyone else can go fuck off.

Is it wrong that I have an immediate mental list of like, 4 people I want to send pig poop to?