Omg

Our wedding song was Brighter than Sunshine by Aqua Lung. We liked the lyrics and had never seen it used before. Haven't regretted this choice.

The airport in Phoenix is full of extremely tasty, higher end restaurants.

D-mannos is fantastic!!!

I'm extremely confused. He has torture kiddie porn? How are we JUST FINDING THIS OUT?!

Yup. Also other in utero substance exposure can mess with your ability to understand concepts and abstract ideas.

There actually are developmental disabilities that would impact this. FAS makes connecting the dots really challenging.

Start your own group.

I fucking hate it. I’m not “mommy” to anyone other than my two year old daughter. That's it. She is the only one who gets to see me that way. Everyone else? I'm a wife, friend, sister, daughter, employee and boss lady. Mommy belongs to the human I made and that's it.

You are both under no obligation to be tuned into sex for at least six months post birth.

The cool thing about friends is that you can make new ones at pretty much any life stage! Cool, huh?

So basically you expect your friends to never do anything that involves life change? Because things will be different?

It’s true. I don’t know why parents get shit for this and no one else does.

Having kids IS a normal thing to do. Your friends lives changed. They have kids now. If you want to hang out often, for long periods of time then their kids will be there. Kids exist, they are part of life. It’s weird to expect your friends don’t have them or that you never, ever see them. If you want an adult only…

I have a similar thoughts. Yes it's a big life adjustment. But husband and I still have our hobbies, work, time together and with friends. Like our life changed but not THAT much.

If you work, you suck because you are probably passing child rearing off to strangers.

I know this may shock you, but for a lot of people who chose to have kids, they also WANT to spend time with them. She is extremely lucky to have the option to pick and choose her work so she can be with her kids.

It is INSANE to me that people are so hard core against sleep training. Outside the newborn days, functioning on months of barely any sleep is dangerous. Driving a car? It’s like being drunk! You forget to do things like shutting off the stove. Emotionally...it destroys you. It makes me want to vomit that the new…

Wtf generation are we in?! Why does it seem people 33-37 have no generation now?

I'm 35 and I have about nothing in common with 18 year olds. I didn't when I was 27, 29 or 33 either. I haven't had much in common with them since I was probably 19-20.