Eh, I wouldn't pay much to see Obama come out WWE-style. But if he proceeded to choke slam Karl Rove off the cage? I'd treat him and Michelle to another thousand-dollar dinner.

God fucking damnit. Shit like this is what I like to point out everytime somebody goes "Oh, Republicans and Democrats, it's all the same!"

No, it is so, so, SO FUCKING NOT. Not at all. Not even a little. Democrats may have their own problems but holy shit we do not go to DEFCON 1 and lose our shit over things like…

Uber, while no fireworks or heavy metal were present. THIS was his internal reaction.

Uterine Drip Pan.

He'll always be Gilbert Grape's brother to me.

I didn't think she could be any more annoying than she was during her faux-British aristocrat phase. I was wrong.

I want to wear this dress and pretend to be a mermaid. Just like, around my house.

We'll keep you safe, Burt! We'll get the Cannonball Run Relay for Rebecca up and cannonball running in no time.

But how else are they going to assert their superiority over all the poor "vanilla"* people?

I won't ever to go OregonLive because it's the worst newspaper website ever. So. Terrible.

Their last manes are Salinas and Cartas too. In most of Latin America we use both our parents' last names so it would make more sense to refer to them by their first last names instead of the second. I don't know if it's just me because I know that, but calling them Hernandez and Leon seems weird.

I'm not even thinking about Itchy Asshole any more.

Yeah, I think humanity needs to put on its big girl pants when it comes to religious pastoralism, it is time us to admit this ship has sailed, with the murder of 140 plus people the other day in Pakistan in that school and yet another kidnapping of hundreds of school girls by Boko Haram. Basically the schtick is, a…

Agreed. It's crappy when religions (or anyone) try to limit gay rights, and I can't imagine TLC is framing these marriages in a thoughtful or respectful way— but these partnerships don't sound THAT bad or depressing to me. My computer won't let me watch the video clip, but just from reading the article, it sounds like…

Do gay Mormons get to have their own planet too?

So tonight my gf's parents are like, "We got you a Christmas present!" and I'm all excited because the box is like a clothes box, and I'm thinking they bought me a jacket or something because they're so nice and I need a new jacket, I do, only I unwrap it, and it's not a clothes box.

I would like to take this opportunity to that whomever it was that recommended "The Inbetweeners" to me earlier this week. It's been a stressful week and the laughs have helped a lot.

Please don't team up with my friend whose every favorite tv show gets cancelled.

So I got laid off on Thursday, the week before Christmas. It was through no fault of my own — my immediate supervisor obviously felt completely awful and offered to provide recommendations or anything I needed. A new vice president recently took over and decided to reorganize my department and decided he needed to cut…

My favorite underwear is no longer made. I am so sad because i cant find any that i like.