Yup, though the team really struggled when they tried to play through Wambach. They really only got it going once they turned her into a supersub facilitator (that and Rapinoe got suspended so Ellis fielded an actual midfielder).

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Meanwhile Landon Donovan tweeted that it was somehow all Jurgen Klinsman’s fault.

Little Pink Coffins for you and me...

Oh yeah... life goes on / Long after the thrill of murderin’ toddlers is gone

Post Mortem photography is so cool though. It’s like a game...guess which one of these people is dead weeeeee

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Misread title as “MALE TAMPON *ALLEY*” - was like, what on earth? Sounds like a REALLY weird street.

I have always been super regular, especially since I’ve been on the pill for 2 decades. But now that I’m 41...what the fuck. Spotting. AT THE BEGINNING AND THE END. I never know how long it will last. I can’t be sure when the “real” period will start and I’ll need to break out the heavy duty stuff. Oh, and heavy duty…

Yeah I try to keep some extras at all times because my uterus has never managed to figure out that whole “regular monthly cycle” thing and has often subjected me to SURPRISE PERIOD at the worst possible times.

I always carry supplies because my hormones don’t seem to care that it’s only been 16 days since my last period. I also carry around Advil, pepto bismol, and excedrine. I don't like being unprepared.

This thinking, right here, is why we cant have nice things.

Maybe he has, like, 5 sisters?

I realize it’s not exactly the same - but my SO takes GREAT pride in the fact that he keeps a spare tampon in his work/travel bag in case I am ever in need. As in, the second I say I’ve got my period, he is like, “BABY I HAVE THAT TAMPON FOR YOU LIKE I HAVE ALWAYS HAD” and he is so eager I take the tampon, even if I’m…

Whenever I am reminded of this part of the Kennedy history, I go into a rage paralysis. It is so unbelievably evil what her parents did to her, and how they treated her afterward (as an imbecile). She wasn’t even allowed to visit the family estates until after her father died 25+ years after the lobotomy, because her…

I was a pre-teen with a deep longing. But I did have yellow patent leather boots with that buckle. And I did perform “These Boots Are Made For Walking” in them. It was a Rosh Hashona 5732 highlight.