Gay marriage has invalidated all “Good Christian opposite sex marriages”, duh.

There is a line in the carpet from his ab roller too. They made him get a special rug.

50% bro, 50% *dingleberry*?

Only thing better than Obama’s IDGAF face is Biden’s IDGAF face.

You’re all going to think I’m Nostradamus, but I’m going to call Haley’s response now: Angry, nonsensical, and no more than 10% relevant to anything the President actually has to say.

Let’s frame that as what it really is: an incredibly sad day that I’ve been trying to pretend won’t happen. The last time we’ll get to watch Uncle Joe Biden make funny faces and exited expressions from one of the highest offices in the US, all on TV.

Typical. “Well, she consented to have sex with THAT guy, so we thought....”

This is one of the worst parts of modern life IMO. Whenever some dumb fuck like Kim Davis or Sarah Palin or Donald Trump pops up, we are stuck with them forever thanks to cable TVs endless appetite for idiocy. It’s like dumb fuck whackamole.

I would never hit a woman, but can I pay another woman to hit this one? Or is that morally grey?

I’m not sure, but the hooker wanted $50 for one.

As a United fan, it pains me to say this but they should let Pep pass and just install Giggs as the full-time manager. The sensible way for United to be a top three team again is from the bottom-up. Giggs knows the academy set-up and the reserve system and will likely be willing to stay on long-term like Ferguson did.…

I used to skateboard as a kid, I haven’t skateboarded since 18, so for 20 years now. Does that mean I’m still a skateboarder even if I can’t ride a board without breaking both my ankles?

Figaro is very advanced. I catch him on my laptop all of the time. Floyd plays games on my iPad. I’m sure they could figure it out. They like to live the high life, lush with fresh catnip plants, high quality wet food, grilled chicken and grouper and all of Figaro’s medications, but Cindymoo brings home the bacon as…

Did someone say Thomas Kinkade?!

iceberg lettuce should like, be *against the constitution*

Nouveau riche. Pity. They were only two generations away from developing a taste for Olive Garden and Thomas Kincaide paintings.

Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

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Research has shown again and again that the best way to control population growth is to educate women and give them access to contraception. But we couldn’t have that, could we?

I think if you had her address, this entire commentariat would send her some horseshit.

Should we not explore American history then? Or you know, pretty much any history involving Colonial powers? Should we not learn about WWII?