I saw Allison Janney in a bar onetime and she was wearing a leather moto jacket and had three hot young men with her and me and all my friends gasped simultaneously at the thrill of seeing her but none of us wanted to bother her so we just let her have her good time and it seems like a lot of fun to be Allison Janney…

Not surprised. They also profile in-store. If you're a young, Asian woman, they follow you around because we are apparently huge makeup shoplifters.

I've known my best friend almost 30 years; we met on the bus to kindergarten. She is without a doubt my sister, and her entire family, extended included, introduces me as one of them(as daughter, cousin, sister, niece, etc). I will never stop being thankful of the kind of luck I randomly stepped into that day on the…

...ok maybe I'm just tired but the penguin and Cumberbatch kind of look similar.

HOW DID YOU FIT THE WHOLE LADY INTERNET INTO ONE POST?

It's a dry insanity...

Music that plays in the background while you have violent diarrhea?

I think I've googled it at least six times already. Maybe I'm REALLY old.

I believe what you mean to say is:

Shes trying too hard

I'm not surprised that Lorde weighed in on the topic. This sort of exhibitionism was frowned upon back when she was a teenager.

I started out loathing her, right from I Kissed A Girl and All That Matters Is That My Boyfriend Likes it, This is Hot, Right?

No, Mark. No! (Why did I watch this? Now I'm going to have to watch Clumsy Penguins 7 times to compensate.)

@ Lolita Katy Perry

Maybe I'm just grouchy but I think that if you actually think "oooh, I'm so sexy, just like a little girl who is raped by her predatory stepfather!" you're bad and you should feel bad.

I'd like to teach the world to sing

they sell chainmail (called the ringer on amazon) where all you really need is hot water to scrub "gunk" off. Leave seasoning pretty much intact and actually smooths it out. Works just fine for me.

Black people are the ones being murdered. Black people are the ones being posthumously put on trial so the world can decide whether or not we deserved to die. Black people have more to fear just from walking around and trying to live. We are not the crazy monsters in this situation, but nice try KKK.