Of course it's all completely fictional, but I wouldn't be surprised if Angelina was bothered by Amal. She's gotten all this attention for being an "international human rights lawyer," which she is, but largely in the sense that she defends people accused of violating them.

I take it as a personal slight that you didn't lead with Big Bank Hank.

I don't find khloes post offensive, I saw it for what it was supposed to be, making a little fun of themselves. I understand we all view things differently. Sometimes this PC stuff is too exhausting.

I'm totally OK if this comment section becomes solely Tosh-bashing.

This has also happened to me, except I saw it through a window (after boyfriend no answer phone all night). I kicked in his door, pulled the girl off and kicked the shit out of her. I was like eighteen, dumb as hell. She was some girl from the college my town is in. I chased her out of the house half naked and…

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

Let me tell y'all something. Here is what they would've done to my face:

It is always salty, the cockporn. And a little bitter.

I don't know if that's something to confess so much as something to proudly proclaim.

People asking for 'salty cockporn' is a favourite in my cinema.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

As an Australian, all I can say is thank goddess the Sensitive Word Police at Comedy Central don't tape their shows here.

#wesayfuckandcuntalotandwelikeit

For the same reasons (or "reasons") that after 9/11, anyone who either questioned the United States' motives or military tactics re: Al-Qaeda, OBL and terrorism in general or tried to say anything even remotely positive or conciliatory about Islam or Muslims as a whole (not including the violent terrorist factions,…

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

God damn. "thorough bread house" makes my head hurt like I've had a cerebral hemorrhage.

I was born on the other side of the fence so to speak. And even though I was only four when the wall fell, I remember it so well. Suddenly this feeling that things would be different in my country was just overwhelming. I think about this quite a lot, and just how much the fall of the wall impacted my own life as…

25 years ago I lived under one of the oppressive and murderous regimes in human history. I had to lie every day of my life, I was forced to be afraid of my neighbors and felt utmost terror at every encounter with authority. I had to sing songs and recite poetry that honored the glory of genocidal maniacs who were…

NAZI MINAJ.

Wow. She looks like my Aunt Toots here.

So far my top idea for a name for a Women's Interest/Otter themed site is The Otter Woman but I'm open to suggestion.