I was coming here to say this. The whole point of prison is to keep violent and highly manipulative people away from society. But in the US it more like a storage house for black guys who happened to annoy a cop once.

There are women who probably need to be in jail? Are they in jail? Are the women who are in jail the…

I bet that everyone in your family is really sad about it. It's been months, and we still periodically send that video around on email threads. It is seriously one of our fondest family memories.

I'd vote for Abbott over any political candidate any day.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Also, how much of a choice do you think children really are? Considering, you know, the need to propegate our species and all.

Actually, people have forgotten how to manage and discipline their children. My parents never tolerated that kind of behavior from us in public.

It's kind of an issue that Tina Fey looks younger than Lindsay.

Better solution: let's stop shopping there. What's a better alternative?

Oh, I expect they'd claim "we're talking about the camera and the phone, not her ass!" Stay classy, Manchester.

Ugh, and it's always that kind of comedy that will make me immediately change the channel or stop following a comedian. I mean, I'll even put aside my opinions on making fun of marginalized groups from a moral standpoint, and just say from a comedic standpoint that it's B-O-R-I-N-G. It's boring because it's not…

Fuck that. Let's start running these fuckers over.

I've got my ticket for the NOPE Train! Who'll join me?

You lost me at "Cola-rado". The city that never thirsts...

Marijuana was legalized by the people because it's prohibition is the most obvious case of government corruption available to date. Prohibition has fueled racism, greed, cartels, the war against the sick and the war on the environment. Every argument against legalization has been debunked by science. People were…

When smoking tobacco was basically compulsory did we have this problem?

You can only sell as much of a crop as the market will bear, if you produce more than that the price will drop and you will lose money. If in some alternate universe farmers plant so much pot that it cuts into our food supply the price of food…

"" then expecting it to sell for the SAME LOW PRICE, as it Used to be?? not on your life.""